Babe, I couldn’t pick just one
Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.
My buddy just got his lifevest, too!!
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs